A recipe for the perfect boy*

2 cups intelligence
2 cups humor
1 part “I know more than you do.”
1.1 parts “Oh. You know more than I do.”
1 dash banter
1/2 cup of silly
1/3 sprinkle of the ability to contribute lyrics to “Do your ears hang low, do they wobble to and fro?” (Or possibly “John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt.” Or “Row Row Row Your Boat.” Choose what suits your whim best.)
1/2 pinch of arf for every random meow
2 quarts of sanity
2 tablespoons not-so-much sanity
5 tablespoons wit (cleverness will do if short on wit)
1/4 cup debater-ness. Separate out the argumentative bits first for better flavor
1 part computer science major or minor sometime during college – nerd me please!
2/3 quarts “I love you, but you’re having kittens. Breathe.”
4 cups “Makes body happy” sauce

For enhanced enjoyment, consider a pinch of light eyes and a dash of muscle.

*inspired by a strange bout of flirting while working at Retail Store.